Thursday, December 16, 2010

totally true.

If you are anonymous - you must be a fat ugly loser in real life.

If you show your identity and you look ugly - You should do plastic surgery.

If you show your identity and you already did plastic surgery - you are fake and disgusting.

If you are au-natural and pretty - you are still fake coz you put make-up, or must photoshop your pictures.

If you are pretty and don't put make up - it's because you don't know how.

If you are pretty and put make up - you are superficial, insecure and shallow.

If you are single and not dating - something's wrong with you.

If you are single and dating - you are a slut.

If you are attached - your boyfriend is either ugly or too good for you.

If your partner is rich - you are a gold-digger.

If your partner is poor - you are a unrealistic romantic and if you break up with him for someone who works later on, you are a gold-digger.

If your partner is nice - Don't know what he sees in you.

If your partner is a jerk - You are a moron for dating him in the first place but you deserve no better anyway.

If you keep your life private - you have something to hide and you are a liar.

If you don't keep your life private and your life is sad - What a loser.

If you don't keep your life private and your life is fab - What a show off.

If you wear mini skirt you are encouraging sex maniac to rape you or to take photo/video of your underskirt

If you don't wear skirt you are a tomboy or you have damn fat and ugly legs

If you pose photos in bikini you are showing off to people, and a sluty bitch

If all of your photos are in conservative clothing you are hiding all your fats

If you have boring hair style and clothing it means that your don't even know any about fashion

If you wear branded clothing you are trying to show off that you are rich

If you wear cheap & no brand clothes you are poor and ugly

If you post about how sad you feel after breaking with your bf you are a loser/you deserve it

If you don't feel sad at all it means that you are having affair with other guy before you break with you bf/you are not serious in this relationship

If you post about your bf or husband having affair with other woman it means that you are an ugly loser that he don't even want to fuck you any more

If you don't respond to haters - Means what they said must be true and you have nothing to say.

If you respond nicely to haters - They will just have more ammunition and hate you more.

If you respond rudely to haters - You cannot take criticism and you are a cyberbully




I highlighted my favourite.





Extracted from: XiaXue's blog


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